When I heard that a couple of Massachusetts men were arrested for their YouTube rap video I knew right away I was going to have a field day. After I saw the video I was convinced that the two were arrested for being the worst rappers on YouTube. The video is nothing but a bunch of white guys who all look the same, jumping up and down, swinging their arms, and saying “fucking” every other line.

To make matters worse, the production just sucked. Then again, why would I be surprised? They thought it would be cool to throw in the COPS logo, rip off and use a few news footages, and throw in some violet pictures to look like badasses. The whole time they proclaimed the cops can’t touch them. Gotta love the irony of their arrest.

Then I learned why they were actually arrested. Turns out these morons mentioned and threaten their probation officer and a state trooper by name. Really?! How stupid can you possibly be?! They’re charged with two counts each of threating to commit a crime, threating to use a firearm, and witness intimidation. Of course they pleaded not guilty, because there’s “no evidence”…except for on YouTube!

One of the men’s mother stated they weren’t a threat. Yeah, we actually felt threaten by them. Goes to show you what happens when morons figure out technology. They get arrested and we all get a good laugh. At least we have FattySpins to rid our memories of this God awful bullshit of a rap.

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