Miley Cyrus deletes her twitter! Oh no! What will we do?! Oh, wait, I never followed her so this doesn’t concern me at all. It’s her life so I have nothing bad to say concerning that. That was until she went and made a YouTube video about it.

Incase you somehow safely escaped into a cave to wait it out, her video was a rap song about why she left Twitter. Yeah, she could have just said, “Hey, I got tired of it. I have a life. Bye.” Then we would all had move on. No! She had to grab four of her friends, dress them up as rejected background dancers from a Lady Gaga music video, and have them shake their asses around. This year’s Christmas came early for the pervs.

At least they knew how to bop their heads to the beat. Miley, on the other hand, looked like bubblehead in an earth quick. Then she started rapping. This is where I should have closed my laptop and walked away. Between her rhymes of “pimples” and “people” I found myself asking, “Why not just stop being a twitter whore then?”

Seriously, you could have kept the Twitter account to update your fans on new songs, concerts, and other projects, and stop with the pointless tweets. However, you choose to delete it due to lack of commonsense of keeping your private life private. Now, I’m all for her trying to stay out of the tabloids. What I don’t understand is creating this whole Twitter situation for tabloids to write about!

Then she goes on to say she’s “too busy” which I was true. That way she would have never made the video in the first place. From here, the rest of the lyrics made Kevin Federline look like a professional rapper. However, I was disappointed most at Kanye West. I was waiting for him to come in and say, “Yo Miley, I’m really happy for you. I’m gonna let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best Twitters of all time!” At least we have videos such as this to laugh along with.

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